Kiss My Putt by Tara Sivec

Author:Tara Sivec [Sivec, Tara]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, Romance
Publisher: Tara Sivec
Published: 2020-07-19T18:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 14

Birdie

“Grip it soft; stroke it smooth.”

Palmer: There are five golf carts left in the cart corral.

Birdie: Who is this?

Palmer: Seriously? I JUST left you in your office forty-five seconds ago and told you I would text you how many golf carts we had available while I walked to the lunch tents.

Birdie: A lot can happen in forty-five seconds. Also, this contact is listed in my phone as Dickhole Assfuck Piece of Shit Loser. Coincidentally, what I’ve also named a spam caller asking me about a warranty for a car I don’t own. One can never be too careful.

Palmer: You’re lucky you give good hugs.

Birdie: I gave you one hug that happened two days ago, and it was only because I felt bad for you.

Palmer: Sure. Okay.

Birdie: On account of how awful you are at anything other than golf.

Palmer: Whatever helps you sleep at night. You missed these big, strong arms picking you up and being wrapped around you.

Birdie: My fourteen-year-old nephew can pick me up. Let’s slow our roll there a little, Thor. Aren’t you supposed to be asking Ed if he needs any help setting up the southern boil he’s catering for lunch before your lesson?

Palmer: Aren’t you supposed to be grabbing the pins for the Longest Putt challenge? GOD, stop bothering me when I’m trying to work. You are the worst boss EVER.

Birdie: I liked you better when you were quiet and shy and did what I told you without any lip.

Palmer: You sure about that? I don’t remember you shivering much around me when I was quiet and shy.

Birdie: It’s called low blood sugar. Look it up.

Palmer: Still making up dumb shit in your head, I see.

Birdie: What?

Palmer: Never mind. Get back to work, slacker. I’ll see you at the Closest to the Pin competition at 5. Don’t forget to bring the baby powder from the storage closet. And a sweater for all your “low blood sugar” chills.

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